Death by Demon
by
Parrish Brothers
Facing the door to room seven from the inside, I pluck a hair from my beard and put it into my mouth. The wooden frame is rough. Outside in the hall, I lock the door to my room in the Inn. This precaution I take for there be footpads and scoundrels about.
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When I was a young girl growing up in a small farming
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community in the Mid-West, I always loved the summer evenings. My name is Maria Macklin.
When the summer came, my friends and I would go out and catch lightning bugs. They may be called fireflies elsewhere but they were always lightning
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A Baby Bunny learns a Lesson
Once there was a baby bunny girl.
She was a very happy bunny girl and she had a blue hat.
She wore the hat every day.
She lived in a room with a little human girl named Emma.
Emma was a very happy person and she smiled for the bunny
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“Adrastia Nix is trying to steal my shadow. “
I pause. “I know I already said that. Stop looking at me like I am crazy.”
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There is a certain look . It isn’t as direct and blunt as an eye-roll or grimace but it indicates rejection nonetheless and its intent is dismissal of the
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One Clark Kent arrested, indecent exposure, ,trying to change from some costume into a business suit. Kent was observed in a Toyota Prius outside rear entrance to Madame FiFi’s – well known massage parlor, thought to be involved in prostitution.
Suspect complained loudly that he was only changing clothing and had never frequented the establishment.
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On to beer, which has been assisting unattractive people to have sex for the last nine thousand years. A picture might be worth a thousand words, a bottle of beer can be worth a lot more than a picture if you have just finished a job on a hot summer afternoon.
Only one really important
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What follows is a story written for 4th or 5th graders but I hope enjoyable for all. Some parts of this happened in my own family.
My dad was never much for conversation at breakfast. Usually he would read the newspaper and make grunting noises until the second cup
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I am on the ground. A young boy is here. I seem to be my thirty-something year old self but the person I was certain a moment ago was a nurse in a hospital now stands before me in a white tee shirt and baggy tan gabardine shorts. At a glance
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I sit watching the minithings tying my shoelaces, the same laces I left untied for no more reason than to watch their arrival and the ceremonious retying. It’s an odd thing to consider: that there are beings whose sole purpose is to create order in a world of disarray.
Their tribe began with the left shoe
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Dale the Dalmatian and Lavender Grapefizz and the Shortage of Bean Soup
This story was made up on the spot at bedtime and written down at the insistence of its original audience of one. No actual ogres were harmed in the making of this story.
One of the closest friends that Dale
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