A long, long time ago, in the olden days when men were men and so were women, a beautiful baby was born. His parents were so proud and happy, but then they noticed that he had a shining golden belly-button. They were shocked and confused and so were the doctors, but the doctors always were, so that didn’t matter. They gave him all sorts of tests and looked in his mouth and under his arm-pits. They were all there (his mouth and armpits) so they decided that everything was in working order and his parents were told to shut-up, that their baby was perfect and the golden belly-button didn’t
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Albert the Allegory muses on Global Warming
Well, I was down to the swamp an this allegory, least I think it were an allegory I know one got a skinnier nose than the other but you know what I mean… He climbed up out’n the water, looked me in the eye and commenced to tellin’ this story.
I figured I didn’t have nuthin
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